I Heard That! Every work place has one.
Everyone knows one: the opinionated individual who believes everyone is
entitled to an opinion as long as it is theirs. It can make life
interesting at times. We will catch up with such an opinionated Captain
just after his plane comes out of maintenance and he is ready to taxi out
for take-off.On each yoke, steering wheel
if you will, of an airplane is a two-position communication switch. To
the left, the boom microphone of the headset would transmit to ATC (Air
Traffic Control) and to the right, intercom to the other pilot. You
would generally do all your checklists with out the headsets and put them
on only when it was time to taxi off the gate for take-off. The night before, a mechanic
read in the maintenance log that the “push to talk” switch on the Captain's
side was inoperative and needed to be replaced. He replaced the switch
but unwittingly wired it backwards, i.e. ATC is now intercom and INTERCOM
IS NOW ATC. (See where this is headed?). Now Captain Opinionated
is ready to taxi off the gate. The First Officer calls for and receives
taxi clearance from a woman controller. This launches a lengthy discourse
from Captain Opinionated to his First Officer, or so he thought, on the
“proper” place of a woman (I'm sure barefoot was in there somewhere.).
After a brief pause, she called his flight number and said, “I heard that!”
Captain Opinionated was, if only for a brief moment, put in his “proper”
place. |